Yesterday I watched Kung Fu Panda, and the movie left me all hyper and psyched to try out some martial arts moves (not that I know any, of course)... So what did I do today? I tried them out. On my dog.
Cue the facepalms.
You see, my dog's a really, really annoying thing that always jumps at me and thinks that if you're hitting her, you're playing. So she got on my nerves and I tried a kung-fu punch on her stomach when she jumped on me and her big paws where over my shoulders.
The results? I have a neck cramp right now, and I'm afraid to go outside.
I can't believe I just had a pseudo-kung-fu fight with my dog! What am I, a kid?